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I am home and have clean clothes once again.

I got to see my Biskit girl. Sheeee is great. We put her in my K23 dress, which would be really cute on her if I weren't so much taller than she is and therefore about two sizes up. I got to play with her mommy and weird daddy, and they fed me cookies. I later persuaded my sister to hand-feed me chocolate cherries, using only two words: "do it."

If you train them young, you can do a lot with them.

I was somewhat gratified when I found out that the One That Got Away finally admitted he's gay. Now I have officially gotten every straight guy I've ever batted my eyes at eating out of the palm of my hand. There's an ego boost.

YesIamtheworld'sbiggestbrat.

whee. Biskit and I have evil plots. If Santa was real, she and I would be so screwed.

YAY my mama bought me two more cutting boards and an extra set of the tumblers and juice glasses. time to pet my stash.

Pookums boo seems to have survived the trip home well. I rejoice.

glitter.

Scaredness

Date: 2000-12-23 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyekka.livejournal.com
Whyfore does your mum buy you cutting boards? This scares me to no end...

sending a big slimy uterus your way,
Ti-ching

Re: Scaredness

Date: 2000-12-24 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitsplut.livejournal.com
my mommy buys me cutting boards because I am obsessed with kitchen implements of destruction. Specifically, those in the Corelle Summer Blush pattern, which has been discontinued, so we snap it up when we find it. I will prly have a kitchen to keep it in someday; until then, it lives in my bedroom closet. Many things live in that closet. Most of them are scarier than cutting boards. I want to take my dishes out and nail the door over. My bathroom is kind of scary too. There has been a dead garden spider in the cabinet under the sink since I was approximately four years old. So I don't open it. ever. EVER.

have a shiny day, darling.

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